INTRODUCING A NEW ERA OF CANNED LIBATIONS
Our full collection is the celestial restock your at-home bar deserves with all the
flavors any mortal palate can handle.
Now able to ship to all states except for: AL, AK, AR, DE, HI, IL, MA, MI, MS, NE, NC, OK, RI, SD, TN, UT, VT
DOUBLE DOWN ON DIVINITY.
This vivacious 8-can variety pack contains our 4 flagship flavors – Spicy Pineapple Margarita, Turmeric Ginger Lemon Mule, Tahitian Vanilla Espresso Martini, and Hibiscus Rose French 75 – promising a tonic pleasurable to any palate.
With each can containing two drinks and less than 8g of sugar per can, this box is worthy of its own Homeric ballad.
COCKTAILS FOR ALL OF MOUNT OLYMPUS.
Worth its weight in gold, this is the tried and true solution for any hedonist host. This ultimate party pack includes 32 cans (2x 4-Packs) of each flavor – Hibiscus Rose French 75, Spicy Pineapple Margarita, Tahitian Vanilla Espresso Martini, and Turmeric Ginger Lemon Mule.
With each can containing two drinks and less than 8g of sugar per can, this is one box Pandora would surely open.
Hibiscus Rose French 75
TRULY, LA VIE EN ROSE.
Inspired by Helen of Troy’s beauty, this is a decadent elixir with the power to launch one thousand ships. With every sip, a symphony of roses blooms in perfect harmony with sparkling wine and botanical gin, adding an epicurean twist to the classic French masterpiece.
The spoils of war never tasted so good.
$24.00
24K Honey Date Gold Rush
FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD.
Midas, bestowed with my gift of the golden touch, extended his hand upon this luxurious libation. A shimmering mirage of honey, dates and lemon shines brightly upon southern-blended bourbon that’s worth its weight in gold… if only Midas could taste it.
Be careful what you wish for.
Spicy Pineapple Margarita
SPICE UP THE SEVEN SEAS.
Take a dip in Poseidon’s personal punch of preference. A tropical swell of piquant pineapple and 100% pure agave spirit quenches the smoldering fire of jalapeño. A soothing wave of Tahitian Vanilla transforms this classic cocktail into a succulent nectar strong enough to quell any Siren’s song.
Anchors Aweigh.
$24.00
Tahitian Vanilla Espresso Martini
A POTENT LOVE POTION.
Aphrodite’s favored tincture for stirring up unadulterated adoration. A jolt of rich Brazilian coffee ignites passion while the exotic embrace of Tahitian Vanilla seduces the lips of any mortal. Sumptuously smooth vodka pacifies this noble nightcap to create a bacchic ballad that’s music to Morpheus’ ears.
Just remember—it may take two to tango but all is fair in love and war.
$24.00
Turmeric Ginger Lemon Mule
A SALACIOUSLY SEASONED TONIC.
Plucked straight from Demeter’s harvest, a blazing blend of turmeric and ginger set fire to this classic citrus cocktail, transforming it into an exotic Bacchic brew that is sure to ignite the senses.
Hell hath no fury like a Maenad scorned.
$24.00